Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2010

You look embedded to me.

You look like a spiteful and bitter, precociously aged hag. But, then, I shouldn’t say that out loud, should I?

Did anyone ask?

Nope, you do look like you need a shovel, though.

thought you were game for almost anything.

Um, no.

Kewl - Colored sand

of course you do!– it’s the fun game for all ages!–Twister ties you up in knots! the whole family LOVES Twister!— now come on out of that hole and lets get going!

nighthawks – Who do you think you are? Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi? And what do you think this is? An Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting?

P.S. Can’t you just imagine Teddy Jack Eddy playing Twister?

Is that one of Milton Bradley’s illegitimate children?

My first impulse is to step on that thing, pulverizing it beneath my shoe.

last time I played was over 40 yrs ago… turned into couples strip twister which soon became nude twister (my long haired hippy days)… we broke up, they divorced…..

See? Twister will not only unveil evil little trolls beneath it’s mat, cause you to dislocate a joint you may use in your everyday sexual escapades, or even bring back horrifying memories of your childhood… but it can also break your heart.

Sorry to hear that TDFritz. Death to Twister!!

ps: it also helps if everyone is a bit “chemically unbalanced” …. first thing to go are those pesky inhibitions..

Entrance on blog: Awesome or awful Either way, aren’t you filled with awe.

Dog’s Age Chart, “In dog years I am dead.”

My waist is actually not as small as Mlle Polaire’s. Seriously.

(I’m not going to touch B.D., the machine gun…)

Defiantly yelled at the paintball sniper.

@Ushindi. What do you have against Big Richard?