Herman by Jim Unger for October 29, 2014

I’ve tasted your soup – you’re better off serving the mop water.

We’re cutting out the middleman.

Oops!

Maybe the customers will care for some floor licking as an appetizer, boss?

But is it cleaning well?

Don’t worry. He has a wringer and will get most of it back.

Too many cooks… spoil the wash water.

“But keep it up…..the floor has not look this good in years.”

If it was Yesterday’s Soup of the Day there would be no issue. If it was today’s it better be after hours, but since it is tomorrow’s – no worries. Just make sure there is enough to sell left.

So?

It’s two, two jobs in one!

I was going to use last weeks’ soup of the day, but it looked funny.

I’m going to McDonalds and get some pink slime!

Why, you could eat off that floor!

Reminds me of SNL — “it’s a dessert topping AND a floor wax”!