Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 23, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    But the rule sure doesn’t apply if you put said scissors on a leash.

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    Bilan  about 10 years ago

    The new rule is: Don’t stop running too quickly.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    I’m not sure Lio has a firm grasp of the concept, but his solution is clever. You must admit he’s got a point (or two) there!

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    Ermine Notyours  about 10 years ago

    One day, as a man was listening to Eddie Rabbit’s Greatest Hits, he saw some children playing on his front yard. He said, “Hey, you kids! Stop running with those scissors. Someone could lose a heart tonight.”

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Close enough Lio.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago

    He’s not running with the scissors, he’s taking them for a walk.

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    mightyfrog  about 10 years ago

    He walked the dinoScissor…

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Ok, how many of you actually remember seeing a sign worded like this… on a wall… anywhere?.Really now, wasn’t hearing your mom or dad tell you this time and time again enough?

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    Deborah Kai  about 10 years ago

    Lovable, defiant Lio. One must be very specific when choosing the words for a young boy to adhere to.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Putting the scissors on a leash wasn’t difficult. Teaching them to heel on the other hand…

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    mariraldn  about 10 years ago

    Beware runnin’ with scissors or any other pointy object. It’s all fun and games until somebody looses an eeeeyyyyyee…..

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