Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2014

Is Rat an ethical drunk?

How did the pup pass guide dog school?

“If I was the Headless Horseman’s horse, I would [mess] with that dude.” – Mitch Hedberg

Is he planning to check out The Wrath of Grapes?:BTW, why was he going to the library in the first place?

I guess his sense of smell isn’t working, either….

Since when does Rat have a moral compass?

A good dog would buy Nick a beer.

Is Nick nose blind also? Libraries smell like words.There are no words to describe how bars smell.

If it wasn’t so small, I would’ve thought it was a German Shhhhard.

Yeah, beer hounds aren’t the best breed for service dogs. At least St. Bernards share.

C’mon, you guys that always say that cartoon boy ain’t that funny – this is funny!!!

Rat’s thinking this could be his next job. Pretend to be a dog and go to the bar every day…

Shhh, no talking in the ‘Library’.

wow! even Rat, thought it was wrong

yeah, i can’t believe rat would say that … getting mellow in his old age

maybe he went for audiobooks and to read Playboy for the articles

Gigglesnerks! I’ll bring the cheese and crackers. : )

The smell and sounds of a bar is nothing like a library. Or is it? I haven’t been into a library in a decade…

Neighbor Nick looks like neighbor Bob. Do all the neighbors look alike???

So much for “man’s best friend”

xxx

Obviously a Miss Guide Dog, not a Boy Guide Dog.

Finally Rat has found a creature versus whom he occupies the moral high ground. He ought to buy him a beer. Woof!

Rat has gone soft. Is Stephan dead?

I think this would probably offend people.

Pastis offend people? Never!

It seems so wrong to Rat that he doesn’t need that particular seeing eye dog. Their kindred.

You know things are bad when even Rat starts questioning moral implications!

SOMEBODY NOT NAMED BOB!!! CALL STEPHAN AND MAKE SURE HE’S OKAY!!! Well I guess Nick is still bald so he can’t be feeling too bad…