FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 16, 2014
November 09, 2014
November 23, 2014
Transcript:
Scritch scritch scritch Scratch scratch scratch Scretch scretch scretch Paige: I HATE HAVING DRY SKIN! I HATE IT! Andy: Jason, I said NO! Jason: Mom, c'mon! Are you not LISTENING to the poor girl?! Paige: Aaaa! (Scritch scritch) So dry!
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Better call the water gun company, Andy, so it can be recalled. (Even I hate the dry skin on my hands when it gets cold out!)
ReneTray about 10 years ago
Not in the cold weather, you don’t!
Doctor11 about 10 years ago
Another plot foiled before it could even begin.
kab2rb about 10 years ago
Paige needs moisture lotion for dry skin.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Let him go! It looks like a perfect solution to me….: >)
jnik23260 about 10 years ago
I thought she had bedbugs at first!
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Supersoakers like that have disappeared—I think they got lawyered off the market.
Zero-Gabriel about 10 years ago
@Jason
GARDEN HOSE…!!!!
rphbeta about 10 years ago
Oregon or Maine?
omglorraine about 10 years ago
Apparently she refuses to moisturize after showers!
donut70 about 10 years ago
that water gun looks even more awesome then my dad’s , (now unavailable) super soaker 3000.
Extension Cord about 2 years ago
I have dry skin on my shins