Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 28, 2010

ZOTZ never misses his mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He didn’t miss the tree though.

He didn’t miss the tree though.

The dude’s not a tree hugger.

“Close” only counts in horseshoes,hand grenades and wands!

It took a tree to almost fall on him for Bung to realize that it’s not smart to mock the Wizard.

Does that wand come with extra ammo?

I want one.

The Wiz always hits the target, Bung.

Does a new wand come with a warranty?

The first rule of warfare is misdirection (paraphrasing Sun Tzu).

Hey, that just might justify Rodney’s strategic withdrawals once in a while…

Timber!

Sorry, but the Wiz obviously missed… you gotta call your shot! Just like in pool.

“I think that I will never bond With a guy who shoots a wand…”

I know, Took all the Joyce out of it.

That Wiz isn’t a real Kilmer.

Are you awake yet, Joe? Blanche “sent” the package down to Wiz; it came by iteself.

Yes, Wiz intended the tree to fall on the target. Did you think he was going to shoot it in the eye? Ohhh! I bet you thought he was going to aim for that small circle in the middle of the other circles! But why would you think that? I guess maybe Bung did too. Do you think alike?

;-)

close enough.

No, Blanch threw it at him. It is about to hit him in the face.

(sigh)

Nobody beats the Wiz, Nobody Beats The Wiz!! ;-)