Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 04, 2010

You got anything in a white wolf?

WHy does the rabbit have his tail in the front?

That’s not his tail - It’s his cotton balls.

It’s his belly button. He’s got a real lint problem.

Are you here to be food or are you here to be fed?

I can hear the customers now:

“And I thought these tauntauns smelled bad…..on the OUTSIDE!”

“Makes my hear sing.”

All animals eat other living things (or that had once been alive). Some eat plants, some eat other animals.

Is it “sick” that a frog eats flies? Is it “sick” that a wolf eats rabbits? Is it “sick” that a lion eats zebras? Why should it be “sick” that I eat cows?

Funny how so many vegetarians still wear leather sneakers and jackets or drive cars with leather upholstery ;)

LOL!!!