Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 07, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    I feel just like an ancient Greek, too dern many gods!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Don’t for get Hermès, the Greek god of overpriced leather goods.

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    HeckleMeElmo  over 14 years ago

    Xeroxes, the god of reproduction.

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    zero  over 14 years ago

    It’s all Greek to me…

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    If you’ll permit me to wax Roman instead of Greek…

    Mercury, the god of bankrupt car companies.

    Saturn, the god of oversized rocket engineers (probably Cliff’s tutelary deity).

    Uranus, the god of tasteless bathroom jokes.

    Daffy Duck, the Egyptian god of frustration (that’s a Babylon 5 reference).

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    I love that last one, but I believe it was Babylonian god of frustration.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    So who do I pray to in 8 days, Moretaxius?

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    ChiehHsia  over 14 years ago

    weasel-WHAT????

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    ‘Ades - the god of Disco Music?

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    No, Seventiis is the god of disco music – ‘Ades is the god of music videos featuring guys wearing makeup.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    perish the thought, jack.

    I’m stocking up.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    Don’t forget Loopholeiis, god of finding ways around honesty.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Whom the gods would destroy, they first give split ends.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Judging by various Internet posts on any given day, as well as the existence of Fox “News” Channel, Jerkules is never happy.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Oh good, I stand corrected. Mercury, the god of solvency. (Shoulda paid closer attention when the dominos started falling, I guess.)

    But…sorry, Daffy Duck was definitely called the Egyptian god of frustration. (It was easier to explain him that way to a Mimbari, and funnier and more memorable that way than to call him Babylonian.)

    Too bad it’s not real easy to double-check that, unless you own the videos or the iTunes files. I own neither. But had it been Babylonian, I would’ve remembered it as too easy and cheap a shot…:)

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Johanan is correct. Garibaldi called Daffy the Egyptian god of frustration. And it seemed Ivanova was a parishioner.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Bilious, the ohgod of hangovers” (Hogfather)

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Gicer, the Narn ambassador, and Ivanova were in Geribaldi’s room, (he was missing). Gicer saw the picture of “Daffy Duck” and asked Ivanova “What is that?” Susan told him “That’s the Babylon god of frustration.”

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