FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 23, 2014

Jason in the next panel: “What’s your point, Dad?” {Templo SUD shaking headed in grief}

If it was real he’d have sliced his finger off touching it like that

The REALLY tricky part would be getting those three hairs to stick out the top of the ninja mask.

Yeah, but there’s always an early Christmas gift, Dad, hint hint…

At least Jason didn’t ask him to cut it with…. a herring.

Knowing Andy, I’m surprised it’s not a vegan version of a turkey.

Roger’s at least considering it… I think?

A little too close to ISIS – Jason’s ninja outfit!

Seeing how Roger is always butchering the turkey every Thanksgiving, I consider Jason’s idea to be a good one for a change.

Except that ninja did not use katanas…..

Nor were katanas used to carve cooked turkeys. At least he didn’t call the sword a samurai.

The turkey is (probably) styrofoam, too…

Wusthof is just a cut above Henkel… ;-D

What happens if you steal a knife you stole?.Does it come back sharper?

Styro just ups the ninja cool factor. Just cause you couldn’t cut with it…

Not funny, in light of the recent despicable be-headings!

Sorry, Bill Amend, this one is way too close to recent news.