The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 31, 2014

Also, that saddle would fall right off if the horse took a step. It’s not strapped on!

Nope. Get someone else to lend you a hand. Not my job.

He isn’t the dreaded Handless Horseman. He’s the meek Edward Pumpkinhands.

He’s all thumbs.He’s no thumbs.How big is his computer keyboard anyway!

And he’s going the wrong way through the drive-thru to boot.

Tough crowd this morning.

Hey buddy, can you come over here and lend me a pumpkin?

Boy, everyone’s a cartoon critic.

So he gets help to pay…..how does he get it out of the bag?Sorry, sorry its a McD****** safer to leave it in the bag, on another street, in another country, on Neptune.

That’s fantastic!

Arianne: Normally he has to rent someone to do that; they are called hired hands.