Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 28, 2014

sure if the enemy eats too many he may die of high cholesterol or being overweight

Takes too long to pick all those poisonberries.

How about writing a poison pen letter…I’ve heard that the pen is mightier than the sword.

He looks pie-eyed…

He’s thinking, “I thought we chased off all the clowns.”

Poison and pie throwing: must be campaign season.

Boy, we’re really "pie-ling’ it on, aren’t we?

Launch some campfire beans…poisonous gas

I thought that the pie had to hit the face to work? Check out the Soupy Sales Show. He was an expert on pies in the face.