Call her “Rosary”. Fingers are involved, as well as assumption, descents, ascents, agony, humility, presentation, and, if he is lucky, resurrection.
If one wishes to be vocal, the following may be said:
“Incline your aid to me”
“O Lord, open my lips”
“Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb”
(Yes, you should pray for me. Me, I’ll pray for that cutie I met on the subway this morning.)
margueritem over 14 years ago
Which cousin is this, LordD?
FunnyDeeds over 14 years ago
Could it be…..Virginia Von Tramp????
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Impatience von Trampp?
cdward over 14 years ago
Would that be spelled M. Patience Von Tramp?
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Does everyone have to be related?
grapfhics over 14 years ago
they will be if she’s not careful.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Had a girl friend named Virginia. We called her Vigin for short, but not for long.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
That’s okay, he pretended that your were.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Whoretense Von Tramp
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Tense? She looks pretty relaxed to me.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
No, Colt, everyone does not need to be related. (Or even named.)
But if I was going to give her a nonVon Tramp name, I might go with Immaculata Conceptionata.
(Despite the blonde hair, her father’s side of the family is Spanish.)
runar over 14 years ago
How do you make a Hortense?
Refuse to pay her.
You can lead a horiculture but you can’t make her think.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
or the hormone groin kick?
TWAdair over 14 years ago
The way she kisses, she sure acts like a virgin…
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Call her “Rosary”. Fingers are involved, as well as assumption, descents, ascents, agony, humility, presentation, and, if he is lucky, resurrection.
If one wishes to be vocal, the following may be said: “Incline your aid to me” “O Lord, open my lips” “Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb”
(Yes, you should pray for me. Me, I’ll pray for that cutie I met on the subway this morning.)