JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 29, 2009
Transcript:
Woman says, "When did you start biting your nails?" Joe says, "On the way here." Joe says, "My wife Marcy talked me into doing this." Woman says, "I know Marcy." Woman says, "How'd she get you in here?" Philly Nails Joe says, "She claims that lots of guys get manicures and pedicures." Woman says, "She's right." Joe says, "Where are they?" Joe says, "How come I'm the only dude in this place?!" Joe says, "I'm a cop. A man's man! Ol' school cat!" Cosmo Joe says, "What if I'm spotted by one of my boys?!" Woman says, "Will Smith comes here when he's in Philly." Joe says, "Can you get me his autograph?!"