The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2014
November 06, 2014
November 08, 2014
Transcript:
Pi r 2
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what "Pi R squared" means?
Teacher: Hurricane Hattie?
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Beats me...
Teacher: Every pie I ever saw was round!
Different cultures used different values for pi. E.g. The ancient Hebrews used 3 not 3.14… You can find it in the Biblical account of the construction of the tabernacle.
I like pie…pi not so much..Brother in law likes to say..“I can prove 2 times 2 equals five”I just ignore him after I tell him..“have another beer Bob”..
Argythree about 10 years ago
Oldest joke in the book….
noreenklose about 10 years ago
Ever heard of Slab Pie? It’s rectangular.
siburtigra about 10 years ago
Area of circle?
flyertom about 10 years ago
Does Tastykake know about this?
Zanere about 10 years ago
so basically, it’s how much pie you have…
Plods with ...™ about 10 years ago
Cornbread are square.
William Reynolds about 10 years ago
Different cultures used different values for pi. E.g. The ancient Hebrews used 3 not 3.14… You can find it in the Biblical account of the construction of the tabernacle.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 10 years ago
Obviously, Mr. Sansom had a hard time coming up with something original today.
Albert Sims Premium Member about 10 years ago
I first heard this joke on an old George Burns and Gracie Allen episode.
beammeup1701 (Bozo by Foxo makes everyone happy!) about 10 years ago
Besides, everyone knows that pie are round…COBBLER are square!
LV1951 about 10 years ago
Shepherds pie isn’t round!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 10 years ago
Seriously everyone:
pi = 3.14
boldyuma almost 10 years ago
I like pie…pi not so much..Brother in law likes to say..“I can prove 2 times 2 equals five”I just ignore him after I tell him..“have another beer Bob”..
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
When we don’t use it every day we tend to forget a lot of our math. 2 Pi r = Circumference, Pi r squared = Area.