Monty by Jim Meddick for November 13, 2014

Collision only covers you if you were driving the insured leaf. Comprehensive covers you if you are damaged unexpected by something other than a car. Household may cover you if it was a tree on your property and the car was parked. Corporate liability coverage of the developer of a plant with large dangerous unmanaged leaves could be an option, too.

“Well, you see, my robot roommate genetically modified a plant and… No, I haven’t been smoking the plant, I— Hello?”

when the tree leafs out in the spring, they are brown and red and then turn green in the fall, How many times do I have to tell this story to you Mr Button?

I was hoping he would guide it into his neighbors yard.

Only yourself (and E.B.) to blame, Mr. Montahue. The insurance guys will be laughing at you for days!

This arc leaves much to be desired.

I think Monty had some help from Tim Allen…