Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 28, 2014

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  about 10 years ago

    Hah! Good one.

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    orinoco womble  about 10 years ago

    I remember being given a hamster as a pet. The cage was put near my bed and he kept me awake at night with the squeaking wheel, or trying to force his way between the waterbottle hanger and the side of the cage (night after night!). Why give a child a pet that’s awake all night and sleeps all day—and can be very agressive when wakened during the day?

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    Bob.  about 10 years ago

    Hammy doesn’t worry about cat.

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Protip: A drop of vegetable oil on the wheel bearings stops the squeaking.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 10 years ago

    We gave our oldest son a hamster when our second son was born. He loved it and improved his vocabulary. When my mom asked him how he liked his new brother, he said, “He’s ok, but he’s nocturnal”.

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    dflak  about 10 years ago

    Back to the rat race today.

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    MetalOverCountry  almost 10 years ago

    TV > WHEEL

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