JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 30, 2005
Transcript:
"007...Your next mission requires a very sensible vehicle..." "'Sensible'?" "Now I know why the 007 turnover rate is so high..." "Q...Is this a minivan?" "I know it appears to be a minivan, 007..." "But push this button on your keyring and watch what happens." BEEP "Excellent! Bulletproof shields!" "Hit it again." "It flies!" "And shoots." BOOM "It also turns into a submarine." ! "Here is a reference guide to the 5,000 space-age devices on the dashboard." "They really thought of everything!" "It still runs on expensive gasoline."