JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 20, 2000

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"Three...two...one..." "Happy Y3K! 3000" "Gimme, a New Year's smooch, you hunk!" "Boy! Dick Clark looks fantastic, doesn't he?" "We made it to Y3K with no glitches!" "My 5.VRoderm feels totally unaffected!" "Let's celebrate!" "I'll key in a sitter so we can time-travel!" "Let's visit our great, great great grandchildren in college!" "No, we did that last week..." "Let's go back a thousand years to see our ancestors, Joe and Marcy Cobb." "There they are! It's February 20, Y2K." "Look at them. So primitive. So bizarre." "They're worried about taxes, bills, aging, healthcare violence, racism, and the environment." "Isn't it great to live in a disease-free world where all those issues are moot?" "Ahhh yesss! We've solved everything!" "Your 3kids have invaded our bed again, dear..."