Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 31, 2014

Spending time with a goblin, a unicorn, and a dragon; only concerned with candy. YOU KIDS TODAY WHY I OUGHTA

See Dakota, good things come in Small dragons. Also I ship Todd with Pinkie Pie.

Horking Snickers bars!

Is that a little Star Trek insignia on Todd’ shirt? I hope so.

Hmmm, what color Star Trek shirt would Todd wear? Blue for science? Surely not the red of the short-lived security officer!

Magical Bottomless Candy Bags. Hmm, does that mean they have holes in them? If they’re bottomless, will they ever fill up? It they’re bottomless, how will they be able to reach the candy? What happens if they fall in?

It speaks highly of you, Marigold, that you are so tolerant of human impatience.

I do hope there’s more to their party than we’ve seen so far. I wasn’t expecting an extravaganza, but I was also hoping, after several weeks of build-up, to something a bit more, erm . . . festive?

Todd is actually feeling nauseated. Nauseous means “causing nausea”, but has come to be a synonym for “nauseated” only through constant mis-use.

My dad couldn’t eat candy himself, so he gave out sugarless gum for Halloween. Not the most popular house. At least he let me eat the candy I got trick-or-treating.

Agreed Dakota.

If they fell into the bag they would end up exactly where they were in an otherwise indentical universe where everything is made of candy and I mean everything.

Awww, look, they’re bonding!

Considering where he is standing on Marigold, mayhap he is feeling nauseous from the fumes coming from Marigold’s behind, thus potentially providing more evidence against Margiold’s claim that her flatulence smells of flowers, probably marigolds.

That’s something you don’t see very often—Dakota talking to Phoebe in a friendly manner.

What, no toothbrushes? :P