1st rule of modern life: Never own a large pickup. If you own a large truck, your friends will expect you to help move large objects. 2nd rule: Never buy a large chainsaw. People will expect you to help them cut large objects and use your large truck to move the pieces. 3rd Rule: Pay attention, there’s a pattern to learn here.
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Verne abuse again !
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
YOU CANNOT REPLACE A GOOD FRIEND WITH A TELEVISION. No matter WHAT kind of good friend he is!
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
1st rule of modern life: Never own a large pickup. If you own a large truck, your friends will expect you to help move large objects. 2nd rule: Never buy a large chainsaw. People will expect you to help them cut large objects and use your large truck to move the pieces. 3rd Rule: Pay attention, there’s a pattern to learn here.
danketaz Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sic transit Gloria Verne? Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kaploy9 almost 10 years ago
Are they remaking those Animorphs books?
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
I really need a sarcasm font. The rules mimic the world’s most famous raccoon.