Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 20, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy! Watch me practice my line for the Blisshaven Winter Pageant! I play a snowflake and she does Nara! Dad: Ok! Alice: " We ARE WINTER'S JEWELS, DANCING THROUGH THE AIR. EVERY ONE A DIFFERENT SHAPE, SNOWFLAKES EVERYWHERE!" Alice: Then Kevin chases us with a snow shovel and yell, " Keep off my driveway, you stupid snowflakes!" Dad: Alice, Please! You're giving it all away!
Ol Skool almost 10 years ago
alice, is that really the next scene or are you writing your own script again?
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Doesn’t everybody want to keep the snow flakes away?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Alice: If you are going to give away plot points, you need to say “spoiler alert” first!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
it;s like the nose picker behind you at the movies, giving the story away to his little girlfriend, too impress her.
Laura Chapman almost 10 years ago
Spoiler alert!
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Gosh, Mr. Peter! Do you really attend the pre-school pageant for the plot?!
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 10 years ago
I’m so glad she finally learned her lines. I was worried there for a bit that she would actually say “something, something, something” on stage.
ottod Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think Richard should begin writing school plays and pageants. The ones at Blisshaven are far more interesting than any I ever watched or participated in.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yay Kevin! Miss Bliss has written me into their play!
jnnydnti almost 10 years ago
I prefer the version where she melts into a ghastly puddle.