Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 24, 2014
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Transcript:
I wish there were puppies all over the place! Don't you see? With science there are! Dogs are mostly made of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and hydrogen. Guess what? Air is made of the same stuff! Because atoms are physically indistinct, there's no difference between a dog carbon atom and an air carbon atom! So dogs are everywhere! Above you, behind you, in the day, in the night, in the closet, on the ceiling, under the bed. Why... So to speak, every time you eat, you're eating a puppy! Every time you breathe, you're inhaling a puppy. That's horrifying. Hey don't thank me, thanks science. I didn't thank you. Sound waves are also interchangeable!
ehtaniguchi almost 10 years ago
Excuse me while I take my carbon molecules out for a walk.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Was that a fungible-cicle?
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Everytime you go to the toilet! Puppies!
emptc12 almost 10 years ago
And they get recycled. It’s said that there’s high probability that even now you are breathing the same oxygen atoms as Julius Caesar once did.
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
“A live body and a dead body have the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why SHOULD I be concerned?” —Dr. Manhattan