Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 21, 2014

Yep. Our UPS guy is still wearing shorts in December. Must be the required Uniform of the Day.

If they lived in the south I could understand. It’s in the 70’s & 80’s here in Central Florida. But they lived in a cold climate- don’t they?

Now we know what happened to Marcie from Peanuts when she grew up/ She became the Package Delivery Guy’s elf.

I’m one of those year round shorts guys. It’s not required, they have pants. It’s just easier to squat and pickup the box(s) in shorts than in pants.

Also, since you’re constantly moving, your legs don’t get cold.

What kind of moms are in that line, ho, ho, and ho.

Those a big camera’s are they 55 mm’s? I know those were used for poster prints before digital.

Considering all the signs of his arrested development, I was somewhat relieved not to see Norm in the line to visit Santa.

Fast trucks, oh yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiczkbLezSg

I hope the UPS guys didn’t make any left turns to get into the mall.