1. sedate it so parts of its metabolism stop or slow down2. fill as many cavities as you can with helium3. plan a microchip in a nervous channel so it fires nervous pulses on its ears so it accomplishes movement in the ears to move forward4. get sued for animal abuse. Hopefully rise in salary will cover part of the sue
geopardy almost 10 years ago
and at first glance I thought Andromeda had gotten annoyed with Melvin.
invertedyesterday almost 10 years ago
Well now. The pig is flying (or at least in mid-air), so doesn’t that mean everyone gets a raise?
steven_h_d almost 10 years ago
Flying is easy, landing without pain is the hard part!
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Should there be an Air Marshall badge on that pig?
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Is the pig flying with its ears? Did they create the Dumbo formula?
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
Gotta save this to show,ppl who have said,‘when pigs fly’ to me,now i’ll get that request approved. :) Peace.
LeoAutodidact almost 10 years ago
New paper in the “Journal of Corporate Business Practice”:“Aerodynamic Efficacy of Helium-Equipped Swine in Contract Negeotiations”
russellc64 almost 10 years ago
As I remember from Pink Floyd concerts, this does not end well for the pig.
RalphZIggy almost 10 years ago
That pig looks way past market weight of 260 lbs.
jbarnes almost 10 years ago
R&D didn’t need to genetically engineer a pig that could fly. All they needed to do was get it to levitate or hover. Piece of cake.
poper08 almost 10 years ago
With a long enough schedule and enough budget, R&D Engineers can accomplish ANYTHING!!
redback almost 10 years ago
1. sedate it so parts of its metabolism stop or slow down2. fill as many cavities as you can with helium3. plan a microchip in a nervous channel so it fires nervous pulses on its ears so it accomplishes movement in the ears to move forward4. get sued for animal abuse. Hopefully rise in salary will cover part of the sue
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago
They have to go to a planet with a different colored sun.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Never underestimate the capabilities of Research & Development.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
Is it just me, or is that pig along the lines of what Dan Pirarro might draw. It seems to have his bizarre style of drawing.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
and here I always thought pigs needed wings to fly. Had no idea they were like elephants and used their ears.