Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 16, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "ANY dumb kid can build a snowman, but it takes a genius like me to create ART" Calvin: "This snow sculpture transcends corporeal likeness to express deeper truths about the human condition! This sculpture is about grief and suffering!" Calvin: "One look at the tortured countenance of this figure confirms that the artist has drunk deeply from the cup of life! This work shall endure and inspire future generations!"
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Think about working in stone.
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Calvin, sometimes you are too precocious for your own good! ;)
Miny Boy about 10 years ago
As meaningful as pretentious modern art.
unclebewey about 10 years ago
Bring on the Snow Goons!!!!!!!
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Another damn with faint praise is “interesting”.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Sempiternal though sodden towards sundown…”
tahoeh2o about 10 years ago
Until the Sun comes out…
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
that doesn’t look promising
Pocosdad about 10 years ago
Quick, switch gears Calvin…now claim that it’s performance art!
emjaycee about 10 years ago
Transcendental meltitation?
jrankin1959 about 10 years ago
Linus: “These are hands which may someday shape the course of destiny!” Lucy: “They’ve got jelly on them.”
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
…When kept in a freezer. Lol
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin, art is in the eye of the beholder. And today I feel like the critic from History Of the World Part 1
ACTIVIST1234 about 10 years ago
The human condition is even worse than I thought!
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
There’s Calvin’s artwork combined with his profound insights, and then there’s the watered-down version.
yimhere about 10 years ago
So much for that “sunny disposition”…!!!
38lowell about 10 years ago
The Truth has set him free!
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Take a picture, it will last longer.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Well, his heart was in the right place….As George Gobel so aptly put it, “Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”
stefaanv about 10 years ago
by coincidence, this cartoon is on the birthday of Wassily Kandinsky (see google), fabulous pretentious modern art.
fuzzybritches about 10 years ago
Ah, the futility of action in the material world. All is transient.
gaelfire about 10 years ago
What…… no Ozymandias references ?
gaelfire about 10 years ago
Shelley’s “Ozymandias”
I met a traveller from an antique landWho said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,Tell that its sculptor well those passions readWhich yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:And on the pedestal these words appear:‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’Nothing beside remains. Round the decayOf that colossal wreck, boundless and bareThe lone and level sands stretch far away.”4
weatherford.joe about 10 years ago
Maybe you should pick a medium that isn’t so perishable.
Number Three about 10 years ago
A lot of kids find it upsetting when their snowman melts.
Don’t blame them to be honest.
xxx
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
@leagleagle48: In the last panel, Hobbes is thinking, “Your sculpture is turning into Watter son.”
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
His art transcends art.
Say What? Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin is right. That sculpture definitely shows grief and suffering.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 10 years ago
Gaelfire
Then there’s Shelley’s Sonnet ‘Elephantmandias’
I met a traveller from an antique landWho said “Two vast and legless trunks of stoneStand in the forest…Nearby on a pedestal these words appear —‘My name is Babar, King of Kings , look onMy works Ye mighty and despair.’”
with sincere (possibly grovelling) apologies to P.B.Shelley, Jean De Brunhoff and J.C.Merrick