Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 22, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "When are we going to get a Christmas tree?" Dad: "Oh, I dunno. Probably a little after New Year's" Calvin: "AFTER NEW YEAR??" Dad: "Sure. We can just go up the street and pick the best tree from the neighbors' driveways" Calvin: "WHAT?!" Dad: "Sometimes there's still tinsel on the tree too, so you don't even have to decorate it! We'll save time AND money" Mom: "Ok, what did you dad tell you THIS time?"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Between Calvin and Dad, it’s amazing Mom hasn’t runaway.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 10 years ago
The apple certainly hasn’t fallen far from the Christmas tree! Poor Mom!
JusSayin almost 10 years ago
Orthodox Christmas is January 6th, I think.Calvin’s Dad may be onto something. JusThinkin
in.amongst almost 10 years ago
Calvin takes after his dad….
basie.mynhardt almost 10 years ago
Aww, don’t panic, Calvin. Just listen and you’ll both hear Dad’s chuckling now. Quick, “go back one panel” and have a look at his twinkling eyes !
bluram almost 10 years ago
Gee! There for a moment I saw myself in Calvin’s dad;-)
unclebewey almost 10 years ago
I tried telling my nephew that he could only open his birthday presents on the minute of his birth.Nana put an end to that REAL fast.Some people have no sense of humor, It’s not like he was born at 3:30 A.M.
JonGl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Are you kidding? Calvin’s dad has been a great inspiration to me. ;-)
orinoco womble almost 10 years ago
You can see where Calvin gets his hubris.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So many Christmas traditions have been handed down, but here’s a new one — hand-me-down trees.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Nah, just a little payback.
DannyDuck almost 10 years ago
see Calvin’s problems are all due to dad.
stuart almost 10 years ago
We did presents on Jan 6th (Three Kings Day) so stuff would be marked down. The girls were reluctant, but game.
Anthemgolfer almost 10 years ago
@JusSaying. That is 12th Night or the day the 3 wiseman came. The twelfth day of Christmas.
psoup216 almost 10 years ago
Calvin’s Dad was the greatest!
Karaboo2 almost 10 years ago
That’s what you get for being naughty this year Calvin.
CalvinObvious almost 10 years ago
Calvin and his pet tiger Hobbes want to get a Christmas tree. Uncle Max is coming for CHristmas.
beentheredonethat almost 10 years ago
hilarious.. this is why i love Calvin & Hobbes!!!
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
Seems like something my dad would say.
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
I think it would drive me nuts to have a father that gives me sarcastic answers all the time:/
biz.gocomics almost 10 years ago
Way back in the day, when I was reading these for the first time in the newspaper, I was already convinced that Calvin’s dad was a lot like his son when he was little. This is one of those strips that I would submit as evidence (along with the one about why old photos are in black and white).
AliCom almost 10 years ago
YEAH!!!! PAY-BACK!!!!
dutchs almost 10 years ago
Calvin’s dad was an inspiration to me. One day, after hearing the umpteenth fight upstairs, I told them that unless the blood made it ALL THE WAY down the stairs, don’t bother me.
dutchs almost 10 years ago
I also warned them, before a long road trip, to keep their hands in the car or the Freeway Bears would get them. “THERE ARE NO FREEWAY BEARS!!….are there?”
Marty241 almost 10 years ago
Bad Daddy! Bad! Bad!
ko_hankinator almost 10 years ago
Don’t be surprised to find coal on your stocking, Dad.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s not like Calvin doesn’t deserve Dad messing with his head…
ComicsR4Fun Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So that’s where Calvin gets it from.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Dad might have tried that with me, but he “tried it on” with everyone so Mom and I were used to it and wouldn’t be fooled too often!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Ask your husband, Mum.
xxx
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
This would explain why Calvin has all these issues.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
One of my all-time favorite C&H strips.
I LOVE LOUIE MORE almost 10 years ago
And they wonder who Calvin gets it from. Poor guy.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 10 years ago
Dad’s comments insured that Calvin didn’t notice the bonfire he was building in the fireplace. Ever since the EPA banned asbestos Santa suits this has been a problem.
Gretchen's Mom almost 10 years ago
Today’s Pop Culture Shock Therapy comic strip:
cosman almost 10 years ago
Dad made me recall Seinfeld’s “The Festivus Pole”