Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2014
November 14, 2014
November 16, 2014
Transcript:
UNICORN WITHDRAWAL, Stage 3: barganing. Phoebe: Hey, Dad... If I clean my room, can you summon my unicorn back? Dad: Oh, honey... There comes a moment in every child's life when she has to learn her parents can't summon unicorns. Phoebe: Actually, I knew it was a long shot. Dad: Worth checking. Go clean your room.
scyphi26 about 10 years ago
Very, VERY, long shot…
But kinda adorable nonetheless.
Masterius about 10 years ago
Ummm . . . not to be a grammar stickler, but shouldn’t that be “when she has to learn” instead of “when she have to learn”?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Agreed sir.
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
Traditionally unicorns are called to virgins. Traditionally, parents aren’t virgins.
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
I didn’t think Unicorns were summonable (apologies to grammarians and purists. Taking license.)
Hag5000 about 10 years ago
chime
Florence: Is it your human friend?Marigold: It is her father, trying to get me to return. If he does not stop, I shall have to put my phone in pegasus mode.
Miamaus about 10 years ago
@Hag5000Oh my gosh, lol. I need a pegasus mode! And a decent phone. Although, I bet unicorn mode is even better. And seeing as Marigold texts with her horn, wouldn’t she put that in pegasus mode? Where would she put a phone anyway?
fredd13 about 10 years ago
That’s profiling, that is. I’ll have you know that some of us have even been known to do the ironing as well, when the housework-fairy’s busy with other things.
fredd13 about 10 years ago
Phoebe’s Dad is undoubtedly in the running for best character in this strip – laid back in all the right sorts of ways.
Are2Dee2 8 months ago
Phoebe’s Dad gives her something to do to take her mind of the unicorn. He IS a cool character in so many ways.