Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2014
November 17, 2014
November 19, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Dear Diary, Marigold's been gone a few days. It's the longest we've ever been apart, since we met. It's weird how you can get used to someone, even the annoying stuff. Like how she's vain, and kind of smells like alfalfa, and has that nose-whistle, and she's always humming "Shiny Happy People." I love all that stuff. She must NEVER KNOW.
luducks about 10 years ago
Don’t worry Phoebe, I’m sure no one will ever see this super top secret diary entry.
kaykeyser about 10 years ago
That is some cuteness there.
Monster Hesh about 10 years ago
You’re so vainYou probably think this diary entry’s about youYou’re so vain, so vain!You probably think this entry’s about you, don’t you, don’t you
Masterius about 10 years ago
That’s odd . . . Marigold had to ask about being taught about a funny nose whistle: nose whistle
Simon_Jester about 10 years ago
Lemme guess….In the next panel, Phoebe accidentally hits the, ‘send’ button
Winterbeast about 10 years ago
This is all well and good, but s Marigold missing Phoebe any?
cwizard71 about 10 years ago
Max is the only character we’ve seen so far who would be able to hack Phoebe’s computer, and he has too much respect for her to do that, so I think she’s safe.
reynard61 about 10 years ago
I learned this lesson very early in life: Don’t write it down if you don’t want it used against you. By the same token; if you believe in it enough to write it down, OWN it and defend it with everything you’ve got!
Weapon Brown about 10 years ago
Michael Stipe HATES that song!
johndifool about 10 years ago
Umm, lead singer and lyricist of REM…
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
(oops; this posted on yesterday’s and was intended for today’s. So here goes:) So I guess we’re somewhere between the “anger” and "acceptance’ stages now?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
You’d better hope she never reads your diary! :/