Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2014

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    amxchester  almost 10 years ago

    Is there a similar word for the sewed item in the chair? Otherwise I don’t get the joke.

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    My wife is anti-pesto…

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    RICHARD SCHOENBORN Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The word is antipastO not antipastA.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Should be a cheap date. She’s came to dinner already stuffed. .(He’s hoping to get her boiled.)

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    Linda Solomon  almost 10 years ago

    She should be careful with those tears, nothing worse than soggy ravioli.

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    K M  almost 10 years ago

    The original “Charlie’s Angels” had an episode where Frank Gorshin played a mad bomber. Once the Angels cornered him and demanded to know where his bomb was, he replied very calmly, and in something of an exaggerated Boris Karloff voice (Karloff was one of his best-known impersonations), “It’s in the awntipawsto. It’s not really in the awntipawsto; it’s just that I do so love saying ‘awntipawsto’…”

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