The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 13, 2014

Naturally bleached blonde hair? HUH?

There isn’t enough money in the world Gertrude! Where to begin……

Is the ‘grateful’ one related to the Zwanks?

Purple…. she sure bears a resemblance to that clan…might just be the bad “piece.”

Well, it’s no bed of roses for the girdle, either. I wonder how often she rinses it. I suppose that might be the answer to the frequently displayed question here: “What Smells?”.(There’s great beauty in the world. There must be, because all the ugly is gathered right there.)

I notice one of them has no comment. I guess she doesn’t worry about such things, since her happy face tattoo makes here irresistible.

Actually, with a visit to the dentist, Gertrude would be fine. At least she has a clear vision of health versus beauty.

OH MY AND I DID NOT HAVE MY COFFEE YET

Reminds me of one of the late, great, Redd Foxx’s bits: He and a woman were about to make love. As he undressed, he noticed the woman take of her wig and throw it on the dresser. Then, she took off her padded bra and threw it on the dresser. Next, the padded panties. Foxx said, “hell, I’m getting on the dresser. That’s where most of the good stuff is!”

Well money sure can’t buy a smile like Gertrude has.

Re: Gertrude. Rosie the Robot’s attempt at a makeover seems to have gone incredibly bad………

I’m sure I’ve seen her around here.