The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2014
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Transcript:
TV anchor: Top stories include a head-on collision at 35 MPH and hurricane winds reaching 55 MPH. But first, a car chase at speeds topping 45 MPH ends in tragedy...
Cheetah knitting; Another slow news day.
jk123 about 10 years ago
cheetas never press persons
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
The news coverage on this station is always a bit spotty.And they never do sports stories, you know..cos, of course… cheetahs never win.
jreckard about 10 years ago
Hurricane winds would be slow at 75 … 55 is a “near gale”.Mr. Hilburn, we’re keeping an eye on you.
J Short about 10 years ago
Obviously, those cheetahs have a lack of vision.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ladykat…cos they just can’t hide their lion eyes…
Charlie Fogwhistle about 10 years ago
All “slow” news – events that don’t involve speeds faster than the Cheetah can run. Clever, despite the “hurricane” vs. “gale” speed discrepancy.
mabrndt Premium Member about 10 years ago
March 8, 2003, Serengeti National Park, Tanzania (click for full size)
craigwestlake about 10 years ago
Remember, cheetahs never win…