Monty by Jim Meddick for December 09, 2014

“And what would YOU like, little…boy.”“Additional wealth and privilege, whilst retaining a sense of offense should any of these proles call attention to it.”

I like Santa’s non-threatening hands in the face of the professional muscle in panel 2.

I love the way that Santa is looking out at us in bewilderment in the third panel.

Man, what a jerk move. Now, if the girl had wanted, say, a Twilight Sparkle or Rarity, that’d been different. But if she’s got the good taste to ask for Rainbow Dash, she deserves her Santa time.

Hope that elf can breathe!

I still say, that is one ugly child (?)

and the rich folks wonder why they need security….

Sedgwick is the very essence of the word “entitlement.”

From Santa’s perspective, probably a good thing Sedgie’s dad also owns coal mines.

Oh that’s because Sedgie still believes in Santa. Way to go Sedgie, buy your way onto the good list or into heaven

Bahaha…and that’s how the world really works kiddies despite the progressive utopian nonsense they feed you common rabble at your so called schools.

getting to the front of the line does not mean kicking off the person currently being served

I am suprised Monty isn’t the Santa

And now he earns a lump of coal for Christmas like all bad little boys.

Since [SPOILER ALERT] the department store’s Santa is really just an employee in a costume, his meek acceptance of Sedgwick’s thuggery is understandable. But the real Santa is going to fix Sedgie’s britches, for sure! A lump of coal would be too good for him!

Poor Santa. But he only works there… until Christmas.