Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 19, 2014
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June: Do not let him sell you a tree, Ralph! We already have one! Ralph: Relax, honeybunch! Watch me get out of this! Sorry, but we looked all over the lot, and couldn't find what we wanted! Phil: What did you want? Ralph: Um... A pink, 20-foot Douglas Fir! Trust me, it'll look great in the backyard!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Its a good thing he didn’t ask for a 30 foot multicolored Bull Pine, It would have covered the car!
therese_callahan2002 almost 10 years ago
Or even a tiny “Charlie Brown Christmas” tree.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Now how lng did it take Farmer Phil to paint that tree?
KEA almost 10 years ago
Should have asked for a Festivus Pole
Piksea Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Drabbles totally owed that guy a little business! I think it all worked out just perfectly.
echoraven almost 10 years ago
Should have purchased a pumpkin back on Halloween!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
The Pumpkin would have been Cheaper!
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Should have asked for a Havana Fragrant Tree (Cnidoscolus fragrans). They’ve been extinct since 1840.