Shouldn’t the groom be the primary suspect?
“Repeat after me: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.” (Stewie Griffin)
The Elf must have had a pleased look on its face.
I never trusted that elf.
Groan. Please, gnome more puns!
[All kidding aside, that was a good one! :) ]
The elf is a member of a Santaic cult.
Time to clobber the Elf with the Shelf (a.k.a. Shelf on an Elf).
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Shouldn’t the groom be the primary suspect?
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
“Repeat after me: The life of the wife is ended by the knife.” (Stewie Griffin)
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
The Elf must have had a pleased look on its face.
cdward about 10 years ago
I never trusted that elf.
emjaycee about 10 years ago
Groan. Please, gnome more puns!
[All kidding aside, that was a good one! :) ]
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
The elf is a member of a Santaic cult.
ckham about 10 years ago
Time to clobber the Elf with the Shelf (a.k.a. Shelf on an Elf).