Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 08, 2014
Transcript:
over the hedge answer your christmas queries!... "how does santa deliver all the presents in a single night?" verne: Santa operates in a quantum dimension where time moves slower relative to... rj: imagine a circle of huge guns at the north pole that shoot out presents like t-shirt cannons.... hammy: tubes.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Just like at the bank drive-up window.
mordalo almost 10 years ago
Hammy for the win!
ajr58 almost 10 years ago
Polar orbits. He follows the day/night terminator and reloads each pass over the north pole.
Duncan Idaho almost 10 years ago
I believe Santa is a Time Lord just like Dr Who. I submit the evidence for your judgmentHow does Santa deliver all the toys in one night ? He doesn’t , his sleigh is a TARDIS so he can take all year of his time line to deliver the presents but with time travel he delivers them all on the same nightHow do all the toys fit into one sack ? Easy.. using Time Lord technology the sack is bigger on the inside.Why else do you think there is always a Dr Who Christmas Special ? Because even Moffat knows Santa is a Time Lord
bubbareb almost 10 years ago
Okay people, I’m surprised at everyone. The answer is obvious: he uses a transporter, just like in Star Trek. That combined with GPS and he’s done in like half an hour.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He does it with magic.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
He’s just really fast. The RCAF and NORAD follow his progress every Christmas Eve!
Douglas Fox Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Santa is a Time Lord.
attius9 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Bra-zil…..da da da da da da da daaaa.