Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 07, 2015

Suddenly, it’s not Nate who looks stupid but…*sigh

That’s the wroooooooooooong video, Nate.

Marty wants some cookies from the Cookie Cutie’s cookie jar.

….gave him Double Popeye-eye!!

Whatever makes Marty happy!

Three ingredients. One cup of peanut butter, one cup of sugar, one egg. Add a tablespoon of flour if you want a little crunch to it but not necessary. Will not spread out, so put it on the baking sheet how you want it to look. 350 degrees, about ten minutes or till they smell done.

Add one dash of sweetness, five cups of makeup, one scanty top, and stir. Serve HOT.

I’ve often wondered where Nate’s mom is in this cartoon. At least in “The Humble Stumble” it became apparently that Joe was divorced and, in a total fantasy that only happens in cartoons, became the custodial parent. (Oh, come on, you know the courts always give custody to the mother, regardless of how unfit she may be. It takes either a mom who doesn’t care how bad a parent she is and who knows it, a mom who commits a major felony, or a judge who isn’t preprogrammed to award custody automatically to the mother, for fathers to receive their due in divorce court.)

Nate rolls his eyes at his dad but has his own swimsuit babes fantasies?

Those expressions in the last panel tho

24th anniversary Bigger Nate! Next year you’ll be twenty five!!!!!!!

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee

whoa. dad looks crazy

Is this a real channel?Asking for a friend

oh my gosh dad, WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

shes probably in a very very very very very small bikinea

This is like Him having a crush on CookieSwirlC

What’s next cookie swirl c?

when u figure out nate isnt being stupid

Bruh nate’s mom is not there but Marty is taking advantage right now