Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for December 03, 2014
November 29, 2014
December 06, 2014
Transcript:
Dad. What do you want for Christmas?
World peace.
Dad.
I just want you to be happy.
Seriously, Dad.
I already have the things I want.
Dad! Anything!
But I don't want anything.
Another tie?
Mhm.
I never want to see world peace. All the people working toward it are settled on a global domination solution that included dealing with “problems” in an expedient manner.
Most children just don’t get it…..once you become a parent your needs and wants become secondary to theirs. So you teach yourself to stop wanting anything, and that attitude stays with you the rest of your life.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I never want to see world peace. All the people working toward it are settled on a global domination solution that included dealing with “problems” in an expedient manner.
katina.cooper almost 10 years ago
On Christmas day, you take him to your room and tell him, “For your gift, I cleaned my room. Merry Christmas”.
Thehag almost 10 years ago
Donate something to a group aligned with his interests, in his name,
Ushindi almost 10 years ago
Ties and monogrammed handkerchiefs – once in a while a bottle of Wild Turkey … (sigh)How quickly those days somehow passed.
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
The Wu Tang Clan, Insane Clown Posse, and Shredder Christmas Cd set.
garcalej over 7 years ago
Most children just don’t get it…..once you become a parent your needs and wants become secondary to theirs. So you teach yourself to stop wanting anything, and that attitude stays with you the rest of your life.
sohibil over 1 year ago
Another tie… How boring.
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