Pickles by Brian Crane for December 16, 2014

Would the hat make him look ridiculous if he added a peacock feather?

You can say that again Opal.

Got a pop-up on this page advertising turtlenecks. So no, the hat doesn’t make him look anywhere near as ridiculous as he could look.

One wonders why she ever married him in the first place.

One wonders why he ever married her, period.

Just like that dress doesn’t make you look fat.

Opal’s being “catty”, I see.

Look in the mirror, Opal. Now that’s rediculous!

It’s nice to know how you stand with people. :@(

First thing I thought of was Jimmy Durante… Ha-Cha-Cha.

Look’n good Earl!

Only older men wear hats; believe it’s to hide balding …

Earl, I think the hat makes you look very dashing, with or without a feather.

If ya wanna get ahead, get. a hat, go Earl!

Hahahaha! Truer words were never spoken, Opal!

xxx

My husband is mad at Opal. Says she’s so mean. LOL!

My standard answer (after seeing it in GoComics) to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “Does this shirt make me look stupid?”