Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 2015

Sad. My son will refuse to wash a bowl or cup. He won’t do what Ralph did but he will use a mixing bowl for cereal or a small dipping bowl as a cup. Ridiculous!

Back in the day there were small cereal boxes that doubled as bowls when opened. I used some of them when I was a kid. Both Kelloggs and General Mills manufactured these variety packs.

That shouldn’t happen if he got all the milk into the plastic bag inside the box. Those bags were developed by NASA for space shuttle re-entry.

TammiFunnies: I haven’t noticed them in grocery stores (I tend to skip the cereal isle since that is the highest mark-up in the store – 50¢ to produce a box), but hospitals have an actual plastic bowl, sealed with a cover, to add milk.

1) Drop cereal in mouth.2) Drink milk.3) (I have done this!)4) :-)

ChessPirate: Or use a spoon to get them to your mouth. It is the only sure way to avoid soggy cereal

Does anyone remember those “Kellogg’s” cereal boxes that were single serving? You would cut open the box & plastic wrap and pour the milk in box. Well, Ralph’s version of eating cereal is this, but it’s a “Costco” single serving size.

the Kell-Bowl Pac. I think there was no K.

Dumb, dumb, dumb! Every LAZY husband knows to pour the cereal into the milk carton, not the other way around!!!