Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2014
December 30, 2014
January 01, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What happened to you? Rat: This homeless-looking guy was roaming down the street with a scythe. So I had to punch him in the head to stop him. Goat: You beat up Father Time. Rat: Oh. Well, it was a bad year anyways.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
No, no, Rat; the correct method is to use a rolled-up newspaper while saying, “BAD year! BAD year!”
Ryan Plut almost 10 years ago
Did Rat beat up time, or death?
blunebottle almost 10 years ago
Yappy Hew Near!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
coming very soon to a Pastis strip
Rat beats up a toddler with wings carrying bows and arrows
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Yppah Wen Raey !
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Looks like Father Time got in a few licks, too. It’s nice to see Rat having a really bad week or two, decked by the elves with baseball bats rather than boughs of holly and now in a tough scuffle with Time…. Maybe 2015 will get even better for Rat!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Can’t think of one good thing of 2014! worse was, I turned 80 damn
Sportymonk almost 10 years ago
Stop him from doing what?
chris_o42 almost 10 years ago
You go, Rat. Father Time should be ashamed of the year he gave us. Hopefully 2015 will make up for it. Happy New Year to all, and to our favorite critters and Mr. Pastis, too!
NoCents almost 10 years ago
If Father Time married Mother Nature, and they had a kid, would they name it Pat Pending?
RACerri32 almost 10 years ago
Oh Boo, hoo, hoo , what do you mean nothing good happened? Orion flew, and flawlessly too! Quit your whining!
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
Thank you Stephen for the laughs in ‘14 and looking forward to ’15’s PBS toons,i kno they will be punny. :)
155088 almost 10 years ago
%&@# Rat. More CROCS.
foxsinger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@RootsinDMI like that…will send it out in my nquote of the day to friends…
Number Three almost 10 years ago
A New Year… An old arrogant Rat.
Wonderful!
xxx
meg_grif almost 10 years ago
For once I agree with Rat…
mjb515 almost 10 years ago
Well, Father Time beats on all of us eventually, so go get some vengeance Rat!
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
I see “Back to the Future” was wrong in predicting 2015.