Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2015

You said a mouthful, pig.

That must be one hungry pirate — he just stole some java, cookies, and spam.

So we now have a swinging Rat in the cafe !

So we now have a swinging Rat in the cafe !

Does Rat have glue on his hand (or paw)? Otherwise, how is he holding that computer?

And a klepto to boot.

LOL

only reason Rat is a piRATe is because rat is part of the word, next week, Rat the arbitRATor or rat the cuRATor

Arrgh! Pirate Boy has plundered Paris and absconded with precious booty! Well played, Rat—like Errol Flynn or the young Burt Lancaster back in the 1930s-’40s-early ’50s. Shades of The Crimson Pirate!

I hate to mention it, but Rat can’t speak pirate. What he said means, “Stop, my friend!” That makes no sense in this context.

I didn’t know Rat was North Korean.

I need some Croks and Zeebas

Isn’t…….. Avast ! …..a security software program ????Goat should have installed it………..

Can we get back to the crocs, please?

I thought only cats were kleptomaniacs, but Rat must do a second, since he forgot the power suppply for the laptop!

Checkmate, matey! Arrrr!