The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for December 18, 2014

Transcript:

Lars: Act One: A word for word memoir of my first day of fifth grade. Lars: "This is a city bus. Did you mean to get on a school bus?" Lars: "Sorry, but pants are absolutely required." Lars: "Mom, why did the kids call me 'Dorky Cookie Monster'?" Lars: Well? Answer me!