B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 27, 2014

De pebble in deshoe, is what caused de agony of defeat!

In Lincoln City, Oregon there’s a lake and river with the name of “D”. My daughter once asked me why they named it “D”. In my best Cheech and Chong imitation I said “Cuz dat’s De lake, dats De river and dats de ochin (ocean).”There were groans all around, which is what a pun is supposed to get.

D-licious comments!

And if dey don’t fit, you’ve got de agony of de feets.

I did this one to my daughter, back when she didn’t mind being called Debby:“Knock knock”“Who’s there?”“Debby”“Debby, who?”♫♪ Debby comin’ ’round the mountain when dey come…" ♪♫

I find dialect puns to be rather old-fashioned, at best.

After they go into DeSocks… Unless your the type that wears DeUnderware

Is this de corn dog or de grits of corny jokes?

Me thinks it’s de-time to move on…

“ACDEDBD Ducks?”“LMNO Ducks!”“OSAR2 Ducks,CDEDBD Feet?”“LIBMR Ducks!”

De-bate is what goes on de fish-hook.

ChessPirate: priceless. I’d forgotten that one.