The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 12, 2015

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    mikie2  almost 10 years ago

    Of course you didn’t know, you miserable, low-life piece of whale excrement. You do it all the time, and that once you got caught. If I had seen you I would have keyed your entire car and let the air out of all the tires and put sugar in the gas tank. Then squeezed Gorilla Glue into all the door seams. But I wouldn’t be mad, no siree!

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    mikie2  almost 10 years ago

    Then put an entire can of Fix-a-Flat up the exhaust pipe and that “as seen on TV” spray sealant on all the windows. Then just to add a nice ending, I’d call the local Health Department and report I was a 13-year old HIV positive male prostitute and had had sex with you.

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    loveslife  almost 10 years ago

    I am surprised at the concern Joy has for Bill. I bet Burl knows he parks in a handicap space, if not he needs not to drive…

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    orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    …..help generally goes to known nice guys, derision is often the reaped harvest of such pieces of work as is Burl Penny!!Gee, that was easy!!

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    shamest Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    @Mikie – You forgot about expando foam in every open and crack and spray on paint remover on the finish. and yes Joy the right thing to do as a neighbor is to let the other neighbor know.

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    Dani Rice  almost 10 years ago

    Hubby often needs a handicapped spot, and I will be glad to help Mike with his efforts. Swinging your cane or crutches a little too wide and accidentally breaking a headlight also helps relieve the tension.

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    mikie2  almost 10 years ago

    Re: People who use handicap spaces that don’t look handicapped. Some disabilities don’t show. My younger daughter (age unspecified if I know what’s good for me!) looks great but cannot breathe properly. She is on oxygen 24/7 and cannot walk very far at all. But you’d think she was a “trophy wife” from 50 feet.

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    bookworm0812  almost 10 years ago

    He better move it. They WILL find him. It happened to me on my friend’s street when I forgot to move my car into the driveway. On his street from November 1st to April 1st, there is NO parking on his street between 2:00 and 6:00 am. I thought at first I dodged a bullet because there was no ticket on the windshield when I checked from the passenger side. I thought maybe the cops just didn’t happen to come down that street that particular night. Not a chance. When I came around to the driver’s side, it was tucked into the door. Twenty-five bucks plus a $4 processing fee to pay online.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Here in VA you can get a handicapped placard by presenting a doctor’s note at the DMV. Hang it from the rearview window when you park and all is well. I had one for Mom when she got where she couldn’t walk far. Only used it when she was with me. Turned it in after she passed away.

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