Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 08, 2015
Transcript:
Ranger: You folks take it easy. We'll handle it from here. Zeke: What pros! Pretty exciting, eh, man? JJ: No, man, it is not exciting! It's terrifying! You just burned down an entire house! Zeke: Hey, accidents happen, man. That's why they got insurance companies. JJ: Well, I've had it, Zeke! You're careless and selfish, and I've had it! Give me the keys to the car! Zeke: Don't you even want to stay and watch the fire? JJ: The keys, Zeke!
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Here’s hoping the garage didn’t burn down.
Pointspread almost 10 years ago
These two SO deserve each other!
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
So briefly she gets enough sense to leave him.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Thus, briefly, a staid, calm, normal, level-headed guy like Mike will seem like a good choice. Then she will realize she craves the adrenaline rush of Stupidhead’s erratic unpredictability.
nyssawho13 almost 10 years ago
Sometimes it’s fun to know what’s coming!
StCleve72 almost 10 years ago
Looking at it in an objective fashion, isn’t Zeke really a junior Duke wannabe? It seems to me so right that Duke and Zeke found each other.
donwalter almost 10 years ago
…and WHO is suggesting that Duke ever had insurance?
StCleve72 almost 10 years ago
Well yeah, for sure. But I was referring more to being alike in their moral sense (sic). Look at today’s cartoon. Can you see Duke standing there with Honey saying the exact same words?
ladykat almost 10 years ago
And there goes Joanie, right into Mike’s life!
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
“Uh, I sold your car to buy weed, man.”
felinefan55 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I don’t know how it worked back then, today if a house has a mortgage it must, by law, be insured. Now if Duke owned the property free and clear then there’s a chance it wouldn’t be insured. Duke always seemed crazy to me, NOT stupid. To NOT have your property insured is dumb.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Typical freeloader.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
Zeke took the “care” OUT of “caretaker”……..
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Uncle Dumber-Than-Dirt Head.