Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for September 17, 2015

No way Charlie Brown sounded sarcastic.

So true Charlie Brown.

Welcome to the life of married men, Charlie Brown.

Song for Charlie Brown

Wait until they ask “Does this outfit make me look fat?” No matter what, you’ll really get a “whop”!

K. C., you’re an unusual woman! :D

Do this dress make my butt look big?No, your butt makes the dress look big.

And it’ll never get better, Charlie Brown.

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started….

Today, she’d be arrested for assault and sold by a corrupt judge to a for-profit youth prison for five years.

“This dress makes me look fat!”“So do all your other dresses!”(That was when the fight CONTINUED….)

A girl that young, especially in the 1950s, would not know what “sarcasm” means. Little kids are, even today, very literal in their understanding of language.