Endtown by Aaron Neathery for December 22, 2014

A tremendous THANK YOU to everyone who has donated, either through Patreon or directly! The first goal on Patreon has actually been reached, and now we’re moving towards the second. Again, thank you. All of you, as readers, donors or not, are integral to this process and I can’t, couldn’t, and wouldn’t, do this without you.

Hopefully a few more people can chip in a few more bucks a month. Doesn’t have to be many dollars if it’s a few more people each. But taking care of bills IS awfully nice.

It’s the needful killing we love.

… and if others call it needless killing, we just redefine it as needed killing and that makes it okay.

“Oh man… we hate collateral damage so much. Just ignore this collateral damage. Yup, hate it so much.”

This might be a good time to see if Wally can run faster than the lizard can grab or block. We know that Holly could easily do it, but what about the love of her life?

Don’tcha just hate people who say “knock knock” instead of knocking?

Getting out of that cell would be a good thing, but Wally doesn’t know where Holly or Chic are…from what he knows, where would he run to?

Aaand Wally’s eye twitch just became a little more pronounced..

The hoped for killing will be on Saturday. When the audience is paying to be there for it.

wait..what? But, but ,but they kill all those eggs!!! These lizards are delusional!

This lizard seems to be a bit of a ditz – is she supposed to be comic relief?

What a Ditz! She’s acting like he’s supposed to know what spur-of-the-moment plan the lizards will come up with to deal with anything non-reptilian.…Emotional breakdown in five…four…three…two…

Gas in the wall thereWill Wally stay alive?Gas in the wall thereWill Holly get out in time?

with apologies to Deep Purple.

Okay, so it is more likely a simple displacement gas. Any actual war gas is just too toxic, and even most incidentally poisonous gases tend to be nasty enough that even the lizard people wouldn’t be that casual about it.

Yep, that nasty raccoon man needs killin’.

But we sure haven’t seen no unicorn!

Joe Cocker passed away earlier today. I Shall be Released He first hit it big at Woodstock With a Little Help From His Friends

RIP Joe Cocker. Thanks to Dylan and Lennon & McCartney

I wonder what miss lizard ditz would say if Wally said that Holly and Chic were behind the walls and that he was talking to them.My guess? She’d say he was lying because she knows that the reptilians would never allow an unnecessary death of even a nonreptilian. Don’t you just love people?

You are very welcome Aaron, thank you for all of your hard work, keeping us entertained. Merry Christmas