Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 27, 2015
Transcript:
TV: Based on the evidence, I'd say our killer is a 27-year-old left-handed disc jockey with a glass eye and a fondness for pistachio ice cream! TV: That's amazing, Todd! You're the best profiler the FBI's ever had! Thank you, Tiffany... TV: ... But if I'm so good at profiling, why am I so bad at telling you you're the hottest supermodel-turned-agent a guy could ever ask for? TV: You... You feel it too? Nate: I want your job! Teddy: Love this show!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
From yesterday: Turn it off. NOW.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Once, after I had been out on a job, when I came back to my office, I had a phone message from a “Buffy”. Believe me, I didn’t hear the end of that one from my office-mates for a long time…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ok then!
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Time she either adds another string to her finger of the men shes wrapped around or file another harassment complaint.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Long pickup line! But whatever works……..
pschearer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My GF has often complained about all the wonderful jobs her high-school counselors never told her about. That supermodel-turned-agent could have been her (if you don’t clean your glasses for a few days).
Comisftw almost 10 years ago
This is really cheap, the tv show that is…
Cuddleman almost 10 years ago
Paris is a super model? Could of fooled me.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
They must mean wasabi from what I’ve seen in Cars 2
Arcery almost 4 years ago
Okay, that’s just weird now at this point.
STUFF ENJOYER over 1 year ago
Pistachio ice cream?