Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 13, 2015

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    pelican47  almost 10 years ago

    That’s my philosophy on housekeeping. Anyone who comes in to burgle my place will think it has already been tossed, so they won’t bother.

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    Someone tried to steal my identity once, they sent it back to me with a bill attached.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    my thoughts exactly – need another identity – here take mine – and no refunds and no returns!!!!!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    “The owner of this property is armed! There is nothing inside worth risking your life for!”

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 10 years ago

    Anyone who steals my identity deserves it.

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    dzw3030  almost 10 years ago

    Someone broke into my buddy’s very old Volvo in a college parking lot by prying out a loose vent window. Once the thief got a look at all the old Taco Bell & McD wrappers he left the unbroken glass on the dash and relocked the door as he left.

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