La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 05, 2015

Here’s a solution: don’t go to Barriobucks anymore.

My local coffee shop has decaf, or lemonade if you’re really serious about cutting back on the caffeine.

Decaf, or as it’s known at Starbuck’s, “Why bother?”

Or go for one of their Tevana stores and get some herbal. Though you might want to start with a green or white tea, then cut down to roobios first, or you’re likly to get a HUGE headahce from sudden withdrawl. And don’t forget to cut out the colas!

I’m a courier who works nights.[]I’ve found from experience that Sunny-D (and its various off-brand competitors) has the right blend of vitamins and sugar to keep me going. I can get a small bottle for $0.33 locally, which is cheaper than even McDonald’s coffee.

It’s like going to your local heroin dealer and asking how to get off the smack.